MKonsultantvsChampions: Giggle War Part 2

Cars rolled over a bridge near Lizzy's house in Stockholm, making much racket as they rapidly began to drive over it and the bridge's rubber bumpers thudded as they compressed as the cars drove over it.  A old man sat down with a little boy on a park bench atop of a walk way on the bridge.  The boy asked his grandfather, "Why do you always sit on this park bench every morning?". He replied, " grandson, if you listen carefully, you can her the trolls under the bridge complain about the people driving their cars over their home. ". " Oh." The boy answered, and tried to listen carefully for their voices.


A woman began to crawl out of a dark corner under the bridge and began to dress.  "Rotten humans going off to find their satisfaction in oppressive captialistic pursuits.", she grumbled.  She grabbed a lap top and in the darkness of the bridge was lit up the area around her as it turned on.  The artificial light of the computer screen revealed that the woman was not quite human.  She had blue grey skin, large two toed feet, yellow eyes, big hands, and two strange horns that looked like two giant sized pieces of candy corn attached to her head.  She adjusted her yellow tinted glasses as he gritted her sharp carnivous teeth.  She moved the touch pad on her laptop, and began to read, "Local woman wins contest to meet The Champions in America."   She stopped, waiting for the rest of the page to load, when she realized she had been bumped off the internet connection she had helped set up under the bridge.

The human like female growled, "Allis, must you check your mail this early in the morning!"  A male, obese, but similar to her in appearance replied, "Sis, you know I gotta check in with my homies!"  The woman wiped her face with her right hand in attempt to remove the rage she wanted to feel for her stupid and insensitive brother.  "Allis, you know I am trying to set up an organization to change the opinions of those who support the Asgardian Dictatorship!  Especially that Avenger, Thor!"  Her brother Allis replied, "Sis, the human don't care about the affairs of Trolls. They think we bad creatures, only fit to leave in the sun and let turn to stone.  If they even believe in us.."  Unis gritted her teeth, "That attitude won't change anything.  Now that Thor went public, we can make them see the Asagardian's unjust dominance of the nine realms if only we keep trying to tell everyone.  We can bring about change only if we persist in trying!  Are you even looking at me!"  


Allis was pouring cheesy crackers from a bag into his mouth and rapidly eating them as they went in.  Some bits of crumbs landed on his clothes and beard, Unis looked in disgust as her brother replied with bits of cracker lodged into his teeth, "Give it a rest, Sis.  SHIELD, INTERPOL, and every other law enforcement agency is looking for you now.  You need to take it easy.  Lay low.  All your stressing is going to make you do something stupid, and they'll catch you.  You're lucky they don't realize that you're a Troll.  Or they would have found you by now. And what did joining those groups you worked so hard to organize do for you?  It just made you a target for the man.  You need to hide out and chill"  


Unis looked at her brother as she stood up to think, maybe she didn't have the resources to make everything right.  Maybe it was too  much to over throw Odin and save her people from the toils of having to dig into mountains of the hardest metal just to find enough indestructable Uru to fufill their tribute the Asgardians.  It angered her everytime she heard news from home that more trolls were trapped or died in the mine collapses to caused by their quest to find more Uru.  But what could she do?  Then her cell phone beeped, it was from her friend Karl.  She opened up her phone to receive the call, "Yes, Morning to you Karl.  What is this?  A local woman won a prize to meet the Champions?  I WAS TRYING TO LOOK AT THAT RIGHT NOW(Saying loudly as she looked daggers at her brother)"  


Allis looked perturbly back at her, he didn't like Karl, he was always agitating his sister on this conspiracy and that world plot and getting her into trouble.  If Allis hadn't taken up residence under this bridge so he could tap into the main internet lines so he could surf super fast internet for free, Unis wouldn't have had a place to hide out and been busted with many other members of Rising Tide.  Noisy, sure as the cars thumped on the road over head, but it was that connection to the main line that made him the gaming king of Stockholm.  Now he sensed trouble as Karl was luring his sister back into another of his crazy schemes.  He felt he had to do something to stop her.


Back at Lizzy's house, the cute girl who had been hiding behind Lizzy's desk replied as she moved the purple locks of her hair back into place and straighted the fringes of her purple Lolita like dress, "I broke in last night, but you never came in to catch me!"  Lizzy explained to her, "Prim, my friend Elliot had a birthday party at a local pub, I went to go celebrate with him.  His girlfriend, Batula, was there too.  She is one of those black clothed Goth types. He and Batula stayed out pretty late, but she is kinda of a night owl, being a vampire and all."  


"You left me here all night long to go out with your friends!  And wait a minute, a vampire?  You sure she isn't just one of those black wearing girls that like to drink blood and look dead?", Prim said in surprise.  "She's a vampire...", Lizzy explained, "But she is what you are describing, a Goth and all."  Prim tried to understand, "That's what people accuse me of being.  Wait, if they call me a Goth?  Does that make them think I am vampire?"  


Ghostie wandered into the room, bringing toast and jam for Prim as Lizzy tried to convey her thoughts, "No, you aren't Goth.  Just retro Lolita cutesy.  Goths try to look like they are undead.  Vampires are undead, so they gravitate to Goth Fashions as to not attract attention to themselves when they mix into society."  Prim nodded in understanding as she ate the toast coated with jam.


Lizzy turned to Ghostie, "You never bring me breakfast!"  The Ghost tried to explain, but Prim interjected, "Ghostie asked if I wanted anything last night, and I said I would like a good snack when you got home.  However I kinda fell asleep on the floor behind your desk here.  I read your diary to pass the time, so boring.  You think you'd put some fantasies in there, especially about me, because obviously!"  


Lizzy argued, "First of all, I am not the type of person to fixate on my fantasies.  And second of all, I could do better than someone with a strong chance of becoming a jailbird with her irresponsible choice of mystical burglary as a lifetime career!"  Prim said as she raised toast to her lips, "I am a glamorous adventurer with a life of exciting danger, what's not to want?"