Mean Green/Yvonne Rockford(Evan Rockford)
Mean Green is a Teen Titan's version of
's Green Knight
Lightning Bolt created by
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1. Mean Green(The Green Knight) as she stood at the recruitment table, later they find out Yvonne is not his real name, but actually he's a 13 year old boy who has the bizarre ability replace the heads on other bodies with his own. It's how he's able inhabit his huge super strong female body.
2. Sparing Practice:
Kid Thunder: Okay, hit me as hard as you can!
Mean Green: No offense, but I'll punch your sweet little head off with my super strength!
Kid Thunder: I'm invulnerable! Hit me!
Mean Green obliges and hits her...
Kid Thunder: I didn't even feel that! Hit me again!
Mean Green obeys and hits her in the face again...
Kid Thunder: You deserve that female body! You hit like a sissy girl! Hit me again you di#less
Krack is heard by the others as they run over to see the prone Kid Thunder laying on the ground before Mean Green.
Mean Green: It's not my fault! I didn't mean to hit her like that! But she said that awful, I wouldn't repeat it!
Kid Thunder is helped up by the others who pull off her mask, she tells them "Remind me not to say that to him again!"
Lightning Bolt: What did you say to him?
((As me later, I am not sure it would be appropriate to say. It's something I heard alot in High School xD))
3. After Sparing Practice
Static: Hey! Mean Green! Green Knight!
Mean Green keeps walking to the rest area
Static: HEY ROCKY HORROR! I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Mean Green becomes enraged and his female body grows to huge muscular proportions. He grabs Static around the throat and growls, "WHAT YOU SAY TA ME, PRINCESS PRETTY BOY!"
Static: G! Gear! Help!
Lightning Bolt: Whoa! Whoa! Settle down! Cálmese!
With that Mean Green drops Static from his grip
4. Walking to the Office in Titans Headquarters
Mean Green walks towards the office, "Crap! I think this where I wash out of the Teen Titans!" he murmurs. Wonder Girl/Donna Troy is waiting for him at the office, "Mean Green take a seat! Seems you have some anger issues!" Mean Green replied, "It's real honor to meet you, Miss Donna Troy!"
5. After talking with Wonder Girl, she gives him assessment
"So you were abused, you had a mother that was mentally ill and strange, and your friends all think you have PTSD.", Donna said as she looked at his file. "PTSD! Everyone keeps telling me about that, what is that?" Evan asked her. "It's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, they used to call it Shell Shock", Donna said casually. Mean asked, "When did they start calling it that?" Donna replied, "After the First Gulf War" Mean Green replied, "You mean that one that's going on in Iraq right now?" Donna gave him a strange look.
"You know what this is?" Donna said holding up her Magic Lasso. "Yeah, that's your magic lasso. It makes people tell the truth when it's tied around them.", Mean Green answered her. Donna opened up the Lasso, "It can also determine if you have PTSD. Can I use it to try to help you with that, if you will let me." Mean Green smiled widely, "Well far from me to refuse a beautiful woman's request to lasso me!" As soon as as the lasso was snug around Mean Green, she said "Okay! Tell me how you know my real name!"
(More on these story bits later to be featured in future chapters!)
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Mas came running up to the recruitment table in a hurry. Speedy and Kid Flash rose from their places to get ready to act, as Mas seemed very determined to get to them. "What's going on Mas?" Kid Flash asked. "Ay Dios Mio! La Llorana! Ay Dios Mio!", Mas cried out. "Tell me what's going on!", Speedy asked. All Speedy could hear because Mas was speaking so emotionally and rapidly was, "Babupbapup ba pupaba baupaburappu?" Speedy got impatient and growled, "MAS! I can't understand you when you are talking so fast!" He then turned to Wally West, also known as Kid Flash and then asked him, "GO GET NATALIE OVER HERE! ASAP!" Kid Flash got from the table and disappeared in an instant.
(Llorona Legend from Mas y Menos native Guatemala)www.quepasa.gt/legends-of-guat…
"Do we have deal, Lightning Bolt?" Kid Thunder asked Natalie. Natalie was about to reply when Kid Flash suddenly lifted her up, "SorryNat.NoTimeToExplain.WeNeedYouNow." In an second they were gone. Static turned in time to see Natalie disappear and asked, "What's going on?" Kid Thunder replied, "I don't know, but I am gonna find out!" With that remark, the both of them ran back in the direction of the recruitment tables where Kid Flash seemed to head to.
As Speedy was trying to get more out of Mas, a large green woman with metal body armor and a bullet like helmet spoke up, "He's talkin' about tha Llorona. It's a ghost jumps out of canals an' rivers an' drags you down underwater where nobody find you again!" Mas replied, "Si! La Llorona!" Speedy asked her, "You know Spanish?" The very tall woman replied, "Ah little..." Kid Flash zipped up suddenly with Natalie in his arms as he stopped by Speedy and Mas at the tables. "Mas, Qué está pasando?" (Mas, what's going on?), Natalie asked him. "La Llorona tiene mi hermano! Por ahí en el baño!" (The Llorona has my brother. Over there in the bathroom!), Mas replied. "La Llorona? Estás seguro?"(La Llorona? Are you sure?), Natalie asked him. Mas said excitedly, "Ella vino saliendo del baño!"
The large Green armored woman said over to Speedy, "It seems y'all have yourselves a ghost problem." Speedy looked down at the recruitment paper that woman in green armor had given him earlier, "Mean Green, that's your name?" A teen boy spoke up just then, he stood out from the others with his two red antenna that stuck out like limps flag poles from his forehead and he was tall and skinny as a scarecrow and just as awkward acting, "That's his.. her name, that's it. Mean Green, she's with me!" Speedy recognized the boy as he wore a body suit that covered even his face, which his face had a strange design on it that made him look always strangely perturbed even though it was obvious he was smiling, Speedy replied to him,"I didn't know you got a girl friend now, Younger AB!" The skinny boy called Younger AB, or Younger Ambush Bug as he was really know suddenly got a very defensive look on his face as he replied to Speedy, "It's not like that! She just came with some friends of mine to try out with me for the Titans."
Kid Thunder and Static arrived just then the Practice Field, she saw Speedy and the others turn over to look at them as they ran up by the tables. "Yo! What's going on?" Static said to them. "They got Ghost problems", Mean Green replied to him. Aqualad and Gear also returned from the obstacle coarse, Gear yelled out to Static, "Hey bro! What's going on!" Static yelled back at him, "We're trying to figure it out ourselves right now!" Kid Thunder walked over next to Natalie, who was still conversing with Mas. Natalie asked Mas to repeat slowly everything that happened up until he ran over to the recruitment table.
Mas: Este muchacho extranjero se acercó a Menos y yo, mientras volaba hacia abajo cubierta con un campo de energía verde.
Natalie: Alien boy flew down covered in green energy.
Mas: Quería utilizar el baño, así que nos fuimos con él y le mostró el camino.
Natalie: The boy needed to go to the restroom, so you and your brother went with him to show him where it was.
Mas: Desde que los dos estábamos en el cuarto de baño, Muñoz decidió que sería una buena idea si ambos fuimos por delante en el interior con el niño extranjero para aliviar nosotros mismos.
Natalie: So you and your brother were at the bathroom with the alien boy, you both decide to use it yourselves.
Mas: Fui a los Urinarios por la puerta, pero el niño y mi hermano decidí entrar en el patio de butacas en su lugar. Mientras yo estaba preparándome, el chico de repente gritó. Los dos nos movimos hacia el establo para ver lo que estaba mal. El muchacho extranjero cayó del puesto con La Llorona encima de él. Mi hermano, Menos fue sin mí como La Llorona le había atrapado en el patio de butacas y salí corriendo para aquí para encontrar ayuda.
Natalie: You were at the Urinals by the door, your brother and the boy went to use the stalls. The boy screamed, you two went to see what was the matter. La Llorona was on the strange boy, but your brother could not escape. So you ran over here for help.
Kid Thunder said to the others, "Lets go over there. Maybe we can still save his brother!" Mean Green replied to her, "I am with you, let's go!" Static yelled "Charge!" as he flew off in the direction of the restrooms. Gear, Mas, and Natalie followed after them. Kid Flash turned to Speedy and Aqualad, "Shouldn't we follow them?" Speedy replied, "Don't worry, LB will let us know on the communicator if they need help."
Younger AB was standing there, when two girls who were behind him asked him, "Shouldn't we go see what's going on?" Younger AB replied nervously, "I don't know, I mean we waited all morning in line." The two girls looked at each other, one was clad in a red trench coat and fedora that covered her up from the sun as well she was wearing big sunglasses, the other didn't look like a super hero as she only had a blue T-Shirt, blue jeans and sneakers. The girl in the blue shirt said to the girl in red, "Let's go follow them and find out what's going on. The alien boy sounds familiar to me."
Static and Gear entered the restroom first with Mean Green and Kid Thunder close behind. Mean Green had to crouch to get through the men's room door to get inside and slowed the others down. Static entered flying on his Static Saucer and saw that a boy looking just like Mas, except with a minus sign on his chest instead of a plus. He was busy rapidly crossing himself over and over again to bless away the evil. He was surrounded by a strange male with snow white skin, silver hair with a green and black uniform standing next to odd looking girl who was clad in a wet grungy grey stained tee shirt that was very torn up and stained soaked blue jeans. Gear rolled in on his Jet Blades behind them. Static yelled, "Menos, coveray los eye-yas!" Mean Green growled, "It's Spanish, not Pig Latin you Gringo!" Mean Green then yelled out, "Coobra suess o-hos!"(Cover your eyes) Static threw a small object into the room between Menos, the Strange boy, and the odd looking girl...
(Continued next chapter....)
See the first chapter here!